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Not Of This World – Professor Noodlebrane Skit

After reading in the Bible that Christians are not of this world Professor Noodlebrane creates the Cosmo-matic to help launch people out of this world. by Pastor Paul Anglemyer

Professor Noodlebrane enters muttering to himself and all of a sudden realizes the presence of the children

Professor Noodlebrane:
Oh…hi there children. You came just in time to see my newest invention. I call it the Cosmo-matic. You see children I’ve been reading the Bible and it says that we are not of this world…so, I created this to help distinguish Christians from all others and then launch them to…well, out of this world of course.

Allow me to demonstrate. I need a volunteer. First you need to put this protective gear on. This will protect you from this world and at the same time distinguish you as a Christian.

There now all I need you to do is sit in the cosmo-matic and in a moment we will launch you to….well, out of this world of course.

Leader:
Wait Professor Nicle and dimes.

Professor Noodlebrane:
Its Noodlebrane, Professor Noodlebrane.

Leader:
You cant just launch a person out of this world.

Professor Noodlebrane:
Well that’s exactly what I made the protective clothing and this machine for. You see the Bible tells us that Christians are supposed to be different from the world and in fact they are not even part of this world…now let me continue with the count down…10, 9..

Leader:
Professor rice-a-roni…!

Professor Noodlebrane:
Its noodlebrane. Proffesor Noodlebrane.

Leader:
That’s not what the Bible means when it says that we are supposed to be different from the world. What it means is that we are supposed to have different values and be different in how we treat other people…

Proffessor Noodlebrane:
You just gave me a brilliant idea for a new invention the Acto-matic…it will help transform peoples actions so they can be different just like the Bible says we are supposed to be…..(Begins to go)

Leader:
Wait Professor shake-n-bake!

Professor Noodlebrane:
Its Noddlebrane. Proffesor Noodlebrane. I must go while I have the inspiration not a moment to loose…this will be one of my greatest inventions…

Leader:
But…wait…You know boys and girls the Bible does say that we are supposed to be different from the world and it also say that we do not belong to the world because God bought us and we belong to him. We are supposed to let Gods love shine through us in our words, actions, and thoughts. Now I have to see if I can find Professor Not-a-bottle before he invents the acto-matic. Goodbye.

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