Script from Ventriloquism is for Dummies E-book .  (Good for Father’s Day)

V- Good morning ________. How are things going with you?

F- Oh, it could be better.

V- And how’s that?

F- I’m losing my hair.

V- It looks like you already lost it.

F- Well, you don’t have to rub it in. » I want to read more! »